Neighbours in high places

Rumour has it that the new home secretary Jacqui Smith lives round the corner. Hence all the armed police. And that's it for politics.

You move all the time. Last night I wondered aloud whether that could be a bad thing. Then I learnt that little Rebecca moved around so much in the womb that auntie Maria thought she could be epileptic. My new favourite thing to do is watch you make my belly dance. I swear it's better than television.

That's me rocking it at the Aerosmith gig in Hyde Park by the way. Well, not quite rocking it, we left early because it was raining, but you seemed to like the bass beat.

As I type this you are squirming around inside me. I feel bad that you can't see much. There's so much out here to see. Just you wait....